115+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother, Sister, Best Friend, Husband, Wife

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The funniest birthday wishes and messages are all here. Get the party started with the perfect birthday card, a great laugh, or a message that will make someone’s day!

This will make your loved ones laugh and help them see the funny side of you. 

A funny birthday card will make any birthday even funnier! These funny birthday cards for friends, family, co-workers, and colleagues will add smiles to their day.

Write funny birthday wishes and send them to your family, friends, sister, brother, colleagues, and others. Make them laugh!

Funny Birthday Wishes|Happy Birthday Funny

  • I still can’t believe how big you are getting with every passing year. Many days have passed when I used to steal your cake from your plate and no one would ever be that intelligent. Happy Birthday!
  • Have the happiest birthday! You now have officially passed the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday presents from people.
  • Many congratulations on reaching a new height of the game called life. Have a blessed birthday, naughty!
  • It’s the best time to figure out all the liars around you. Don’t be stupid by the one that tells you that you are still beautiful and young. Happy birthday!
  • Happy Birthday brother! They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. But as we keep on doing the same stupid things we did as kids, I guess we are the exception to that rule.
  • Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday brother! Although I’m really not sure why we’re celebrating you when it was Mom who did all the hard work.
  • It’s remarkable how long we’ve put up with each other. Happy Birthday.
  • You’re turning a perfect age. Old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy Birthday!
  • No matter how serious life gets, you’ve got to have that one person you can be completely stupid with. So glad I’ve got you bro! Have a brilliant birthday.
  • On your special day, I have sent you a truly beautiful gift. It’s a ghost hug. However, you can’t feel it, but it is surely there. Happiest birthday, Dad!
  • Finally, another birthday has come. It seems as if you are just polluting the earth since you have been born. Happy birthday to you!
  • As usual, I forget everyone’s birthday, but you should appreciate me as I am sending you a birthday wish. Happy birthday!
  • The emergency department is one step away on the dial just in case you have an unexpected attack blowing the candles. Have an awesome birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends

  • I am very much sure you are missing your childhood desperately. That’s exactly what most people do when they get old. Happy birthday!
  • Sooner than you think, there is no point in coloring your hair, now. It’s going to start falling out and then you will have to buy a wig. So stop thinking about the inevitable. Happy birthday!
  • Finally, the day has come to celebrate your birthday. But researchers have said that birthdays are amazing for your mental health because those who have more birthdays live longer than others. May you celebrate more birthdays!
  • Today is the best day when mom found you in the garbage. You’ve grown so fast, but the smell still exists. Have a great birthday to mom’s second favorite child.
  • Happy birthday to the most lovable sister and wishing you the best of all day today. Though if you ever blackmail me for any reason, don’t forget I still have those graduation pics of you.
  • Dear Sis, one more year has gone from your life, and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the work. Best wishes with that. Happy birthday!
  • Hello sister, you are becoming older with each passing year but that doesn’t mean you are growing up. You are still dumb. Hehee. Happy birthday to you, Sis!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Brother

  • Life could be so unfair sometimes. I don’t know what bad I did in life to have a foolish brother like you. Happy birthday, dear, bro!
  • You truly are an inspiration and role model to me. Thanks for being an amazing brother and friend. I hope you have a brilliant birthday!
  • Happy birthday to my brother. Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Happy birthday!
  • Happy birthday to such a great brother, I hope you have a fun day today!
  • Happy birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.
  • Happy birthday to the best brother in the world! Have a fantastic day!
  • Hooray it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!
  • Happy birthday bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!
  • No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You’ve got this bro! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy birthday bro! I feel blessed to have a brother and buddy rolled into one. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love.
  • There’s never a dull moment with you in the house, thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring into our lives! May your birthday be full of joy, and may the year ahead be your best one yet! Happy Birthday!
  • Live your life to the full, every bit of it. Don’t let fear keep you from doing things you’ve been longing to do. I’m here to cheer you on! Happy Birthday, and may all your dreams come true!
  • You’re a little piece of my childhood that will always be with me. I’m so glad I have someone like you in my life. May we share and make many more memories together, starting with your birthday!
  • If only everyone had an amazing brother like you! The world would be a much better place. Happy Birthday!
  • You are one of the nicest and most genuine people I know. I’m glad that we’re not just brothers, but that we’re also best of friends! Happy Birthday!
  • Dear brother, ensure that you empty your pockets on this day and throw out the party to your friends. Have a joyful birthday party ever!
  • Happy Birthday to the coolest brother! The day is brighter and more fun when you’re around.
  • Hooray, it’s your birthday! Probably the only thing that we didn’t have to share as kids! Today it’s all about you – have fun and enjoy your special day!
  • Happy Birthday, bro! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!
  • No matter what happens in life, never give up on chasing your dreams! You’ve got this bro! Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday! My childhood would have been so boring without you to share it with. Thanks for all the awesome adventures we’ve been on, and I can’t wait for the many more fun times to come… starting with celebrating your birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, bro! I feel blessed to have a brother and buddy rolled into one. May your special day be loaded with happiness and love.
  • You know better your life is a hell mess when your foolishness is increasing disproportionately your age. That is only you brother. Happy birthday, brother!
  • However, your retirement plan is still very far and you are still very delicate to support and help me through retirement. Do you know, it’s a beautiful feeling. Happy birthday, brother!

Funny Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend

  • Dear Girlfriend, finally, you have reached the state where your train of thought often departs from the station without letting you know. Have a splendid birthday, honey!
  • Whenever you feel a bit alone, you have to do one thing to cheer yourself up, you can always change your birthday notification on Facebook. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
  • What goes up and never comes down is your age. Happy birthday, darling!
  • Have a great birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who was really lucky in the boyfriend department. You are a fortunate girl to have a funny boyfriend like me.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend

  • Happiest birthday to my adorable boyfriend! I am really sorry I haven’t got a gift for you this year.
  • You don’t have to worry about how old are you, I will definitely give you the bigger share of the cake. Happy birthday, handsome!
  • Hello, my handsome boyfriend! This year, you have to take a lot of help blowing out your candles.
  • Have a fantastic birthday celebration! In order to celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction as well. Let’s do some shopping.

Funny Birthday Messages For Colleagues

  • Happy birthday to my best friend and co-worker! I have to admire the way you try to pretend like a young man. The truth is that you are not young anymore.
  • Dear colleague, your determination, zeal, and hard work are a great source of inspiration to everyone. But remember don’t be so obsessed with your compliments. Wishing you a beautiful and prosperous life.
  • Happy birthday, workmate. It’s enough to come late to the office. I am fed up with giving excuses to the boss on behalf of you.

Happy Funny Birthday Messages

  • The bitter truth of life is that some people get older without being intelligent. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy birthday!
  • Just for the preparation, I am going to get a few buckets of water before you light up the candles tonight. Because I don’t want to be homeless on your special day due to a sudden fire. Happy birthday, buddy!
  • Let me be the first to send you birthday wishes. But make a point, you are older than dirt. Happy birthday and enjoy the day!
  • If you are wondering why when a guy texts on your phone, he/she is wishing you a happy birthday but the truth is that he/she is asking for a treat. Happy birthday!

Short Funny Birthday Wishes

  • It has been scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays celebration live longer.
  • Hey, never worry about your age, just take two pegs. It will make you better.
  • Just know that the more candles you add to the cake, the bigger the cake you will. According to that prepare your cake.😝
  • Happiest birthday, dear. I am so happy that now you will always be older than me.

Short Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friends

  • I wish you celebrate your birthday the way you entered this world naked and screaming.😜
  • You know some things get better with age but unfortunately, you are not one of them.
  • Dear friend, I am really sorry to inform you that now your childhood has expired.

Birthday Quotes for Brother

  • Not always eye to eye, but always heart to heart.
    ~ Unknown
  • There’s no buddy like a brother.
    ~ Unknown
  • Because brothers don’t let each other wander in the dark alone.
    ~ Jolene Perry
  • Never hold resentments for the person who tells you what you need to hear; count them among your truest, most caring, and valuable friends.
    ~ Mike Norton
  • Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore.
    ~ Hindu Proverb
  • May this special day in your life be beautiful, full of love and happiness! Happy Birthday, brother!
  • I wish you all the things in life as you celebrate your special day. Happy birthday small brother!
  • To the baby boy who has grown so fast to become a man. I wish you the best happy birthday brother.
  • It is just the other day you were born; time really passes by so quickly. Now you are a grown-up man. Happy Birthday small brother!
  • You and I are brothers. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing!
    ~ Unknown
  • I smile because you’re my brother, and I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
    ~ Unknown
  • My brother is worth a thousand of your friends.
    ~ Cersei Lannister (Game Of Thrones)
  • I’m the oldest, I make the rules. I’m in the middle, I’m the reason we have rules. I’m the youngest the rules don’t apply to me.
    ~ Unknown
  • What strange creatures brothers are!
    ~ Jane Austen
  • He is my most beloved friend and my bitterest rival, my confidant and my betrayer, my sustainer and my dependent, and scariest of all, my equal.
    ~ Gregg Levoy
  • Some people don’t believe in superheroes. But they haven’t met my brother.
    ~ Unknown

Religious Birthday Wishes for Brother

  • I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three.
    ~ Unknown
  • Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.
    ~ Psalm 37:4
  • Look how good and how pleasant it is when brothers live together in unity!
    ~ Psalm 133:1
  • Whoever loves his brother lives in the light.
    ~ John 2:10
  • The LORD’S loving kindnesses indeed never cease, For His compassions never fails. They are new every morning; Great is Your faithfulness.
    ~ Lamentations 3:22-23
  • May God bless you on this day and every day! Happy Birthday, brother.
  • Brother, you are a blessing in my life. May God keep you safe and sound for the rest of your life. Happy Birthday.

Birthday wishes for little brother

  • You are really my favorite younger brother..Have a fantastic birthday!
  • There is no other day that I am happier to call you my brother than today, your birthday.
  • There is no other day like today – your birthday – that puts a smile on my face. Happy Bday little one.
  • My sweet Li’l brother..Many more happy returns of the day.

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