Christmas is known as a religious ceremony. Yet it is a day of joy. On this day delicious food is cooked in every house. Everyone rejoices together. And you can share some funny Christmas messages to spread this joy among everyone.
Christmas days are cold in winter. With the snowfall comes the joy of Christmas in every house. You can share this joy with your loved ones. And you can give them joy by sending funny messages, greeting messages this Christmas.
Funny Christmas Wishes
I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
May your Christmas be as fat, happy, and plentiful as Santa’s! Merry Christmas!
Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name on Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
May you not find your name on Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends.
I hope Santa doesn’t find all the faults you have been keeping under the blanket. Merry Christmas, dear.
Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!
Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!
I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!
You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.
This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!
One important rule of Christmas is; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!
Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!
May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!
The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
I hope your celebration will be big and your bill will be small this Christmas. Have a joyful Christmas!
Funny Christmas Messages
Christmas is not only for praying and praising. But for drinking and messing around also. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!
Christmas is the festival of love and spirit. So let us drink the spirit to feel love; Merry Christmas too!
Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, and a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!
The best Christmas gifts are those given from the heart. On the other hand, cash and gift cards are effective too! Merry Christmas!
Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes! Have a Wonderful Christmas!
Santa was looking at a painting of a naked woman with leaves covering her body for a long time. Santa asked what are you doing and she answered: Waiting for autumn.
I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.
There are four stages in life: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.
I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves so that he can have a faster production of gifts. Have a fun Christmas!
A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves; They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!
Dear Santa, If you promise to be nice and give me everything on my list, I promise to give you the antidote to those poison cookies you just ate. Thank you.
Hey you two over there, It’s the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer! We’re here to bring you holiday cheer and wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Santa left batteries under the tree with a note that said “Due to cutbacks, toys not included.
Is Santa so busy that he cannot find time to groom himself? I think he needs to shave his beard.
I have Kept some photos in my home So come here instead of Church you can drink and pray, And no more boring speech from the priest Merry Christmas and Happy New year!
Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.
Funny Christmas Wishes for Him
So flippin’ excited to spend this Christmas with you. Can’t wait to make some funny moments with you.
Someone woke up early in the morning to check his socks. Good for the socks, good for my morning too!
I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU, But I really would love a new credit card as well!
Santa has already given me what I wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry Christmas!
Sending your way a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!
Lob a snowball at me, and I’ll declare war. Let’s make this one the best Christmas for us together! Merry Christmas to you!
I Wish Santa fill your socks with candy and your wallet with money. Have a nice and warm holiday season my love! Merry Christmas to you!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Her
If I forget to bring presents for you, keep your doors open. Santa will definitely come with a box of chocolates. Merry Christmas!
You’re too young to go to clubs with friends. Pray for gifts from Santa or let’s go on a date this Christmas. Merry Christmas Cutie!
Enjoy your holiday and feel the magic of Christmas this year. Witness how money disappears and how I lose my sanity. Merry Christmas!
Wishing for a fat bearded guy to visit me at night is not cool. I’d rather wish it was you in a red gown. Merry Christmas!
Santa asked me what my heart wants this Christmas! I told him your name, and he said you’re already in my heart! Merry Christmas!
I have no money to spend for you this Christmas but know that I always have time to spend with you this Christmas! I love you!
Everything grows old, except for You and Santa. Merry Christmas, my love. Sending warm wishes on your way this Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes for Friends
I just wanted to let you know that you will be on Santa’s naughty list this year. Merry Christmas!
Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
May your Christmas be filled with large smiles and festivities, but not with a big belly. Merry Christmas!
You’re now at a stage of your life when you really need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!
Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!
Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!
I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list of this year!
Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!
May you make it through the priest’s dull speech and join us at the party soon. Have an incredible Christmas!
I’ll declare war if you throw a snowball at me. Let’s make this the happiest Christmas we’ve ever had! Merry Christmas!
Santa told me you are on the good list this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Just kidding! Have a wonderful Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes For Wife
The true magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear without me realizing what happened. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!
I wrapped your Christmas gift in “Happy Birthday” paper by accident. Then I added “to Jesus” to it. Merry Christmas, wifey!
Isn’t Christmas meant to be a time for remembering family and guessing everyone’s sizes? Merry Christmas!
It’s not nice to be visited by a fat bearded guy late at night. I’d rather want to see you in a red gown. Merry Christmas, darling!
The season has finally come for every husband in the world to go broke from being rich finally. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives out there.
As I kept an eye on you throughout the year, you have been a good girl. Have a magical Christmas, wifey!
Do not spend all of your savings in one day over this lovely holiday. Merry Christmas!
Christmas may well be a season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means trying my ass off to save every single penny I earned this year and make it through to the next year.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Husband
May all your savings doesn’t get spent on Christmas presents but do find me a good deal. Love you, dear husband.
Santa said you’ve been a great one this year. So, he will be giving you free vouchers to clean the house and find random things. Best of luck, hubby.
Happy Birthday to Jesus and I can already hear you screaming for receiving your treasure gift box from me. Love you, too.
Merry Christmas, the love of my life. After all our fancy Christmas dinners, I enjoy the fact that I am not the only one washing the dishes. Love you.
Our plans for Christmas: Let’s have all the fun of our life and then we’ll both be praying until our credit bills arrive to rip us off. Happy Xmas!
I wished to be surrounded by good people, not the ones that spoil my mood. But Santa told me that offer was not for married people.
All I want for Christmas is YOU but as I have already got you, thanks in advance for the hot chocolate on Christmas eve. Merry Christmas, husband dearest.
Funny Christmas Wishes For Girlfriend
Dear girlfriend, hope you won’t have to act fake surprised by receiving my gift this year. May you have a wonderful year ahead.
Having you by my side this Christmas means everything extra. Extra food, extra admiration, extra bills- everything. Love you anyway, love.
I pray to Lord for your Christmas to be special. Just like your special pie. Dying to taste that in this holiday season.
Hope you won’t mess around much this Christmas and do extreme sports. Love you, my ladybug. Please don’t drink and pass out. Thanks.
You don’t need Santa to get special presents while you have me in life. I am your all-year-long Santa. Be grateful, woman. Love you.
I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!
I wrote to Santa admitting that I have been naughty throughout this year and it’s all because of you. Now, I’m waiting for Santa’s reply. Merry Christmas!
May your Christmas be spent eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget brushing your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!
Christmas has been postponed because I did not receive my late-night kiss. So, if you want to celebrate Christmas, you have to hug me as a penalty. Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Wishes For Boyfriend
Christmas is the time to be with good people. So make a plan to spend the whole Christmas with me. Merry Christmas, love!
I’d like to say that all I want for Christmas is you, but I’d also like a new credit card! Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
Your name has been missing from both the naughty and nice list of Santa. So, I told him to search for your name on his handsome list. I’m sure he will find it there!
Nowadays, you look like Santa with a big tummy and long beard. Guess what, you are going to the gym next year! Happy Holidays!
Take my Christmas love and remember to bring me gifts. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, dear! May Santa bring you winning lottery tickets in your socks!
Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear!
The only rule for you to follow this Christmas; don’t drink too much if I’m not there to carry you home! Merry Christmas!
Funny Christmas Messages For Colleagues
Dear colleague, hope you will stop thinking about work this holiday season and actually enjoy it and let us enjoy it. Joking, Merry Christmas.
Wishing you a white Christmas where you will forget about everything and let the snow wash away all your workloads.
Wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Hope the upcoming year you won’t stop giving me har time in the office. JOKING. God bless.
Merry Christmas, dear. Even though we didn’t play secret Santa this year, we would have given you a clock intending to arrive earlier in the office.
May this Christmas be really busy for you as the rest of the year was kinda blah. Have a tremendous time. Lots of love.
Hope you get to drink a lot and feast well during the holiday season. Lose yourself and have a bit more fun. Merry Christmas, my dear coworker.
Funny Christmas Greetings
I know you are grouchy, but I wish your Christmas to be merry! Best wishes to you!
It’s hard to smile when your wallet runs out of cash but still, Merry Christmas and good luck on fulfilling the wishes of your kids!
It’s time to enjoy the holiday, spend some real cash, and realize in the end that money is everything that we ever wanted from Santa.
Please allow Jesus to Come and Bless people in Church on Christmas; if he sees you there, he may not. So come here and have a party with me; Merry Christmas to you!
Merry Christmas to you. I can see you have a great decoration there. But I think your credit card bill will not be as attractive as your decorations!
I don’t know if you realize it or not, but you are getting fatter than Santa Clause. Even Santa would bully you for being so fat! Merry Christmas!
I think Santa must ride a plane instead of a sleigh so that he can reach me faster. I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.
Anyone who believes that men are equal to women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!
Funny Christmas Quotes
“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day – the birth of Santa? – Matt Groening
“You better watch out, You better not cry, Better not pout, I’m telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town.” – Haven Gillespie
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.” – Phyllis Diller
“Sending Christmas cards is a good way to let your friends and family know that you think they’re worth the price of a stamp.” – Melanie White
“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller
“Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.” – Bridger Winegar
“Even before Christmas has said Hello, it’s saying ‘Buy Buy’.” – Robert Paul
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.” – Larry Wilde
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.” – Don Marquis
“Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever.” – Richelle Goodrich
“Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” – Victor Borge
“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney
“Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? – Arlo Guthrie
“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn
“Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar… or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.” – Sean Hughes