Funny Love Messages: Love means a beautiful friendship between two people. Friendship brings freedom. Bearing in the mind bears praise. And the friend who loves you to represent you. You have thousands of good memories, bad memories with him. You can send funny messages to that person to make them happy. Which keeps romance fresh in your life. Love fills your life and spreads. You can be full of jokes from your loved ones. You can make your lover smile.
Funny Love Messages
If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!
I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. I love you!
My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.
If you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? Mine would be that our love lasts until I see orange in an apple tree. I love you!
I lied to you once. I told you I’d love you forever, but then I realized I couldn’t live that long.
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.
No matter what economists might say, you have no substitute. You’re my one and only.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!
I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you…
I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.
You are my favorite collection of pixels. The sparkle in your eyes tells it all.
Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love because – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! A pure economic theory of Love 😛
My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.
I don’t know much about chess, but I think you’re my knight.
It’s nice to have someone who’s there for you to share the chocolates. What if I hadn’t met you?
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces, a aSentenceWithoutSpaces.
True love is like a pillow, You can hug it when you’re in trouble, You can cry on it when you’re in pain, You can embrace it when you’re happy, So when you need true love, Buy a pillow!
Never kiss a police officer, she will say, hands up. Never kiss a doctor, she will say, next please. Always kiss a teacher, she will say, repeat it five times.
Love is like peeing your pants everyone can see it but only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.
Funny Love Messages For Him
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill!
You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.
Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.
Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.
Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.
I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.
Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
Funny Love Messages for Her
You make things hard. I like that.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!
I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.
Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend
I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!
Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough space for other girls on top!
Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?
I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!
Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken!
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.
I wish love is like a baby shampoo it has, “No more tears formula.”
Boy: There’s just one thing I want to change about you Girl: What’s that? Boy: Your last name!
Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend
Don’t be sad when you see your ex-girlfriend flirting with someone else. Come on dear, Learn to donate your old toys to poor kids That’s called ATTITUDE!
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let’s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care for her, obey her, sacrifice for her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once…
If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.
If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.
Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.
Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!